Have
a chuckle...
A man stopped at a fast food restaurant, lured by the sign that offered,
"Fat Free French Fries." He decided to give them a try, but was dismayed when
the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer and put them in front of
the customers. "Wait just a minute!" cried the man. "Those aren't fat free."
The waitress turn around and said, "we only charged for the potatoes...the
fat is free!"
*****
NOTICE! You may have nocticed the increase amount of notices on the notice
board for you to notice. Some of our notices have not even been noticed. This
is very noticeable. Indeed, it has been notice that the notices have been
noticeably unnoticed. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and
respond to the notices because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.
Got that?
*****
A doctor's secretary called an old farmer patient and said to him. "Your cheque
came back!" The old man replied. " So did my arthritis!"
*****
A copule
was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange-looking
craft. They stopped and asked a worker, "Excuse me, is that U-boat?"
No, "replied the workers, "shesa belong to da government."
*****
Don't
make such mistakes...
Have a laugh and make sure you don't make a such mistakes while sending e-mails.
When you receive a note by e-mail, it's wise to remmember how easily this
wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious
consequences!
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on business trip and was planning
to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send
his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had
written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately,
he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elder preacher's
wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving
widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed
into the room and saw this note on the screen :
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband,
PS. Sure is hot down here.
