JUST
FOR LAUGHS ...
Father to son after
the exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just
borrowed it. He wants to scare his patrents!" _________________________
An elderly woman decided
to have her potial painted.She told the artist: "Paint me with diamonds earings,
a diamond necklace, ema\erald bracelets, a ruby brooch and golden rolex."
The confuse atrist said:
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
The woman said: "I know
that, but if I die before my husband, I am sure my husband eill remarry and
I want her new wife go to crazy looking for the jewellery!" __________________________
Boy
scouts form the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce that
the boys had to hide under their blankets to aviod being bitten. Then on eof
them saw some fireflies and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They
coming after us with flashlights!" ____________________________
"How was your blind
date?" a college student asked her room-mate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in this 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very
expensive car. What's so bad about that? "He was the original owner"!!
_________________________
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: That's the most
kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well, that's because
we aren't married yet!
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