A MONTHLY SUPPLEMENT OF RAKAN SARAWAK BULLETIN (People, events, activities and programmes which make for a total quality-managed Sarawak Civil Service) ISSN 1394-5726

Online Publisher:          Contents provided by:	Hook by Ralf SchuIze, British Columbia, Canada A man is visiting the city of Vancouver and goes down to the shore. There he sees an old man sitting on a log. He has a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. The visitor thinks this guy might have an interesting story to tell, so he asks him how he got the peg leg. The old man answers that one-day at sea in the Caribbean he fell overboard and a shark came and bitten part of his leg off. The visitor then asks about his hook and the man says that on another trip to the Caribbean the sail hoist of his boat came down and knocked him overboard. A shark came along and bit his hand off. When asked about the patch over his eye, he replied, I was in Vancouver looking up at the sky when a seagull went to the bathroom in my eye." The visitor asked that surely doesn't blind a man. The old man says "That's true but it was the first day with the hook!!!"
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