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UNSTRESS YOURSELF
HUMOUR IS A PART OF LIFE"
A cuppa for a gorilla....
Once upon a time, a gorilla walked into a coffee bar and ordered a cup of coffee. The barmaid was utterly speechless to see a gorilla walk in and to hear one speak. But she brought over the cuppa coffee right away.
The gorilla drank his coffee in silence and then handed the barmaid a RM5.00 note. At this point, the barmaid thought, "a...ha, this stupid animal will never know how to count money." So she gave the gorilla back a RM1.00 change.
"I hope you"ve enjoyed the coffee," the barmaid said to the gorilla. "We don't get many gorillas coming in here, you know."
"At four ringgit a cup," said the gorilla, "I"m not at all surprised." He turned towards the door and never to be seen again.
"Better is he who shows a smiling countenance than he who offers milk to drink"
- The Talmud -
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