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Ben and Haley had gotten up in years, and their memories weren’t
quite what they used be. They found it beneficial to write things down so as not
forget them. One evening they were sitting in the parlour and Haley said, “Ben,
be a dear and go to the kitchen and fix me dish of ice cream and put some chocolate
syrup and peanuts on it. And, Ben, write it down so you don’t forget the
peanuts.” “That’s a good idea, dear,” Ben said, and wrote
it on the notepad and headed for the kitchen. Ben was in the kitchen for a while,
and returned with a plate of bacon and eggs. Haley looked at it and said, “Oh
Ben, you forgot the breakfast toast!”
Demand For A Raise
“Boss, I’ve got to have raise,” the salesman said to his sales
manager. “There are three other companies after me.” “Is that a
fact?” the manager asked. “What other companies are after you?”
“The electric company, the phone company, and the water company!!!”
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