Rangkaian Khidmat Awam Negeri Sarawak
A MONTHLY SUPPLEMENT OF RAKAN SARAWAK BULLETIN

(People, events, activities and programmes which make for a total quality-managed Sarawak Civil Service)

ISSN 1394-5726
 
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Sign in a Laundromat

Automatic Washing Machines :Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

“Doctor,please hurry.My son swallowed a razorblade.”

“Don ’t panic,I ’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?”

“Yea,I shaved with the electric razor.”

Sign in an office:

Would The Person Who Took The Step Ladder Yesterday Please Bring It Back Or Further Steps Will Be Taken

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers,yelling,“Read all about it.Fifty people swindled!Fifty people swindled!”

Curious,a man walked over,bought a paper,and checked the front page.Finding nothing,the man said,“There ’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.” The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out,“Read all about it.Fifty-one people swindled!”

Sign outside a
photographer ’s studio:

Out To Lunch:If Not Back By Five,Out For Dinner Also

“Doctor,Doctor,You ’ve got to help me -I just can ’t stop my hands shaking!”

“Do you drink a lot?”

“Not really -I spill most of it!”

 
 


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