WIFE
by Jeremy

A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife has complained to him over and over that he never notices her anymore, and he denied it.

When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says,

“Hi Honey. Notice anything different about me today?”

“Oh, I don’t know. You’ve got your hair done.”

“Nope, try again.”

“Oh, uh, you’ve bought a new dress.”

“Nope, keep trying.”

“You’ve got your nails done.”

“Nope, try again.”

“I give up, I’m too tired to play 20 questions.”

“I’m wearing a gas mask…!”